JOKES :•}

DISCLAIMER: These are jokes that are submitted to the Cadet Corps by Cadets. So don't blame the webmaster if the jokes are lame. Send in your best joke through our guestbook. Be sure to send your name, age, e-mail address, city, and State/Province. Only entries with correct information will be used on the joke page.

 

Teacher: For homework, write a story on your dad.
Cadet: I would rather write on paper.
Andrew Mercer • Coalhurst, AB

 

Q: If a wood-chuck could have a name, what would it be?
A: Chuck Wood.
Jared Haverkamp • Jenison, MI

 

Counselor: Kyle, why are you carrying only two pieces of wood when the other Cadets are carrying four?
Kyle: I guess they’re too lazy to make two trips!
Grant Verhoeven • Hanford, CA

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Taylor Boice • Hudsonville, MI

 

Brad: Hello, is Mr. Wall there?
Ben: No.
Brad: Is Mrs. Wall there?
Ben: No!
Brad: Are there any Walls there?
Ben: NO!
Brad: Then, how is your house standing?
Natham Flim • Newtonville, ON

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a vegetable garden?
A: Because corn has ears, potatoes have eyes, and beanstalk (beans talk).
Gregory Plooy • Hanford, CA

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc or swim!
Bill Stoub • Palos Heights, IL

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the brownies; I’m starved.
Colin Hiemstra • London, ON

 

Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: He needed a filling
Evan Geels • Sheldon, IA

 

Q: What makes a chess player happy?
A: A knight off.
A student was standing on a chair in music class. The teacher asked, “Why are you standing on the chair?”
The student replied, “I’m trying to reach the high notes.”
Kyle Klootwyk • Red Deer, AB

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a codfish and a stingray?
A: A cadre (cod ray).
Calvin Gross • Charlotte, NC

 

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain.
Jesse Horinga • Dunnville, ON

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a goose?
A: An animal that honks before it runs you over.
Jacob Wishnew • Orland Hills, IL

 

Customer: Why is there a hole in my wood?
Woodcarver: That’s a knot hole.
Customer: If that’s not a hole, what is it?
Woodcarver: That is a knot hole.
Tyler Wolterstorff • Sioux Center, IA

 

Q: Why did the boy stare at the orange juice carton?
A: Because the carton said “concentrate.”
Drew Vermeer • Kentwood, MI

 

Q:When a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the middle of the roof, does the egg fall to the right or left?
A:Neither; roosters don’t lay eggs.
Christopher Rausch • Lisle, ON

 

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
In five days?
Yes.
Three days?
Yes.
An hour?
Yes.
A minute?
Yes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already.
Cole Oliver • Ripon, CA

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Note to self:
Best friend
is an owl.

Q: What did one piece of wood say to another?
A: I’m bored (board).
Tyler Merkus • Dunnville, ON